league roster
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Arya Snark #77
Derby Nickname: Snark
Significance of name/number: The snark is real
Derbyversary: March, 2022
Favorite Derby Position: Blocker
Favorite Food: Sushi
Pre-game song: Kill V. Maim by Grimes
Why derby? I enjoyed roller skating as a kid and wanted an active hobby and a way to meet other awesome skaters!
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Beat Salad #57
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Blunt Force Trauma #13
Derby Nickname: Trauma
Significance of name/number: Forensic science was my fave subject, also I’m constantly getting injured.
Derbyversary: October 2018
Favorite Position: I love jam timing, but I’m still learning how.
Favorite Food: Anything involving cheese
Pre-game song: Can’t Hold Us (Macklemore)
Why derby? Getting to skate with an AWESOME group of women! -
Fleur de Lethal #1826
Derby Nickname: Lethal
Significance of name/number: Name- it’s taken from the Fleur de Lis symbol for New Orleans and that I am a Level 5 Krav Maga student. Number- It’s the year both John Adams and Thomas Jefferson died (also the 50th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence) and my MA work was on them.
Derbyversary: April 2022
Favorite skating and/or officiating position? I prefer to block and am working on bracing. For the 2024 season, I want to dip my toe stops into jamming.
Favorite Food: New Orleans crawfish boil
Pre-game song: Anything by Sia
Why derby? Joining LADD was a way to make friends in a new town. Now, derby is my way to stay fit, learn new skills, and give back to the community.
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Fun-size Fury #2520
Derby Nickname: Fury
Significance of name/number: There are a lot of factors.
Derbyversary: August, 2025
Favorite Derby Position: Don’t know yet.
Favorite Food: Savory breakfast
Pre-game song: Do Ya Wanna Taste It - Wig Wam
Why derby? It’s fun!
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Ice Breaker #514
Derby Nickname: Ice
Significance of name/number: An Ice Breaker is a boat the breaks through clearing a safe passage for others. It’s also a game you play to get to know new people. May 2014 (514) = Life changing date
Derbyversary: January 2016
Favorite Position: Brace
Favorite Food: For derby? Sour Patch Kids!
Pre-game song: I’ll Be There by the Jackson’s Five
Why derby? You can’t think about anything else and play derby too. Nothing captures every bit of my attention like playing the game. -
The Intern Breaker #69
Derby Nickname: Intern
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Derbyversary: June, 2015
Favorite Position: Bench Coach
Favorite Food: Your mom. Or Olives, whichever is more PC to put down
Pre-game song: How does a moment last forever – Celiene Dion
Why derby? Amazballs people -
Irrational Karma #3.14
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Knot Sorry #1998
Derby Nickname: Sorry
Significance of name/number: I aspire for no more apologies
Derbyversary: 2022
Favorite Derby Position: Blocker
Favorite Food: Potatoes ;)
Pre-game song: "Stronger than you" by Rebecca Sugar and sung by Estelle
Why derby? Because I love sport and I love the intersectional community even more
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Latzah Ballz #212
Derby Nickname: Ballz
Significance of name/number: It just made sense for a nice Jewish girl from the Upper East Side.
Derbyversary: April 2012
Favorite Position: Jamming!
Favorite Food: Ice cream
Pre-game song: Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger
Why derby? Derby helped me find a community of smart, strong, capable women in a town where making adult friends isn’t always easy. They’re my family now and I can’t imagine my life without derby and without my amazing teammates. -
Mac Daddy #2380
Derby Nickname: Mac or Daddy
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Derbyversary: June 2025
Favorite Derby Position: So far, blocker
Favorite Food: Mac and Cheese
Pre-game song: I will definitely be listening to some random podcast about aliens or big foot
Why derby? I have always wanted to try this and the community just felt like a lovely place. I was right.
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Neck Romancer #999
Derby Nickname: NeckRo
Significance of name/number: I'm a fan of the Locked Tomb book series, death metal, and puns.
Derbyversary: May 2024
Favorite Derby Position: Jammer
Pre-game song: Demiurge - Meshuggah
Why derby? For the wonderful community, for the opportunity to keep my body moving, and to go fast on wheels!
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Puff Puff Past Ya #420
Derby Nickname: Puff
Start Year: August 2023
Significance of Number: Rollin’ down the street, smokin’ indo, sippin’ on gin and juice…’ – Snoop Dogg said it, I just live it.
Favorite Skating and/or officiating Position: So far, I’m digging jamming
What’s your favorite food? Stuffed Sopapillas
What’s your pre-game song? “I wanna see some ass” Jack Harlow
Why Derby? I think I joined derby without knowing I did, and it’s been the coolest experience. I love getting to skate and hang with all the LADDies.
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Q. E. D. #49
Derby Nickname: Q
Significance of name/number: Quod erat demonstrandum is the “finishing move” in proof writing, and 49 is nice and square.
Derbyversary: April 2022
Favorite Food: Diet Coke
Why derby? I’ve played several contact sports before including rugby and ice hockey, and although my mom is a HUGE derby fan, I never thought of playing until a friend invited me to join with her.
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Rainbow Rex #65
Derby Nickname: Rex
Start Year: April 2023
Significance of Number: Because Jurassic Park is life and dinosaurs are cool! Plus, I’m queer so obviously rainbows!
Favorite Skating and/or officiating Position: Pivot?
What’s your favorite food? That depends on where the dopamine takes me!
What’s your pre-game song? Dancing like nobody is watching… even though they are all watching
Why Derby? I get to meet the coolest, most inclusive people but also get to kick some booty and slam into things! All with a smile!
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Rest in Peach #00
Derby Nickname: Peach
Significance of name/number: Peach has been my nickname for as long as I can remember. I played off Peach and came up with Rest in Peach. It just sounds badass! You can create so many fun words with 00. Like w00t, b00bs, etc. Plus 666 and 13 were already taken.
Derbyversary: September 2023
Favorite Derby Position: Pivot. The best of both worlds.
Favorite Food: Okra in any form! Bhindi masala, fried okra, dehydrated okra, stewed okra, gumbo
Pre-game song:Oh No- Girl Talk, Double Dare Ya, Bikini Kill
Why derby? It’s a great group of folks!
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Smokey Terror #38
Derby Nickname: Smokey
Significance of name/number: Smokey Bear
Derbyversary: February 2014
Favorite Derby Position: Jamming!
Favorite Food: Tacos
Pre-game song: Anything by My Chemical Romance
Why derby? Derby is community, its where I've met some of the greatest people I've ever known.
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"Stack" Three Raccoons In a Trenchcoat #2364
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Stitch #626
Significance of name/number: I've always related to Stitch and wanted to be able to channel the same chaos and strength on the track.
Derbyversary: 2022
Favorite Derby Position: It's hard to choose a favorite positing because I love it all.
Why derby? Because it's awesome! I love being surrounded by a group of bad ass individuals that are always encouraging. The game is insanely fun and it's helped me feel so strong and powerful.
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Tits Banshee #53
Derby Nickname: Tits
Significance of name/number: It’s the summation of the numbers in the date I officially joined derby – 7/25/21
Derbyversary: I started skating when I was about 4 years old – in 1999
Favorite Derby Position: My favorite position is currently a tie between jamming and blocking
Favorite Food: Probably anything with bananas
Pre-game song: Burn Up The Floor by GRiZ
Why derby? Because I LOVE to skate and getting to do it every week with incredible people is just a treat
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Upton O'Good #4242
Derby Nickname: Upton
Significance of name/number: A pun on one of my last names / favorite number is 42
Derbyversary: May 2022
Favorite Derby Position: Jammer and lane-4-blocker
Favorite Food: Cotton Candy
Pre-game song: So Far to Go – J Dilla
Why derby? It combines roller skating and a contact sport! Also such a great community.
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Valkyrie #44
Derby Nickname: Val
Significance of name/number: In Norse mythology, the Valkyries choose who dies on the battlefield. 44 has been my number since birth!
Derbyversary: January 12th, 2015. It was a little recruit night and I had absolutely no skating experience. It would become the first day of the rest of my life.
Favorite Position: Blocking. And I like Penalty/Lineup Tracking!
Favorite Food: Tacos!
Pre-game song: The sound of my shallow breathing as I anxiously wait for the game to start. It’s getting better tho!
Why derby? I was immediately hooked by the variety of body types. Every body is valued and everyone is pushing themselves to new limits. Also, the camaraderie is like nothing else I’ve experienced. Sure we knock each other down sometimes, but we are always lifting each other up.
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Penny Painful #731
Derby Nickname: Penny
Significance of name/number: # is my kids bdays added together.
Derbyversary: July 2016 for skating. Officiating early 2018.
Favorite Position: Jam Timer
Favorite Food: Carne guisada tacos
Pre-game song: Not sure
Why derby? Shortly after my second kiddo was born I needed something that was just mine. I needed to do something for myself. I had always loved the idea of derby so I finally dragged myself to a free skate. And the rest is history. -
Dave Growl
Derby Nickname: Dave Growl
Significance of name/number: Dave Grohl is a huge inspiration for me, so yeah.
Derbyversary: I started officiating summer 2018.
Favorite Position: Although it can be challenging, my favorite officiating position is Inside Pack Referee. I like to say it’s the best seat in the house during a game because I get to see everything up close and personal.
Favorite Food: I like food.
Pre-game song: If I need to get pumped up, Foo Fighters. If in need to focus my ref brain, Jerry Garcia. If I just want to have fun, anything with the funk.
Why derby? My spouse got me into it. I love helping to make this sport happen as a ref. Roller derby has become the family sport and I couldn’t ask for a better community of athletes to officiate with. -
Fighting Girlfriend
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Susan B Blasphemy #757
Derby Nickname: Blasphemy
Derbyversary: Summer 2019
Favorite Derby Position: Announcing, score keeping, and sending people to time out
Favorite Food: Sushi
Why derby? The community. You can’t find the empowerment, support, and irreverent fun anywhere else.